A 65 year old woman had a
heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
Well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
Another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
(You'll love this)
" I didn't recognize you!!!!!"
Tomorrow I'm attending a performance of Mozart's "Clemenza di Tito" at Chicago's Lyric opera. It's not a famous or often performed opera, and I've never heard it before. It features the considerable talent of Mathew Polenzani in the title role.
America, everybody is in too big a rush. Lay back, take a sip of tea, mow a little grass. Then if you get tired, take a nap.
it must be your birthday so Happy Birthday to you...are you going to the Beef House for a celebration....wish I were there.....best wishes....
PAPA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR PAPA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUU, BEST OF "everything" TO YOU,AS ALWAYS,TOMI
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY , GMA, !!!!! WISHING YOU MANY , MANY , MANY MORE, AND MUCH HAPPINESS ALONG THE WAY!!!!!
It breaks my heart to hear about Rpreec. He & Smokey Stover taught me how to play the game of euchre here online. Many many nights we'd play all night long. I wish everyone knew him like I did and could know the kind of person he was......he will be missed for sure! RIP "D" ............
Sandy I just read about Rpreec and i'm so sad. Whenever we talked he would say im doing good I knew he wasn't but I wanted to believe it so much. What a great guy he was.!! . I know u guys had plans to meet in person I wish there had been time for him to meet his great friend, an angel.. I know this is hard on you .. I just want to say to you that you are the perfect example of a real true friend , there in good times ,bad times and hard times.
When the weather gets better get your friends cabin at the beach and just relax and breathe. Love Pinny
Valentines Day. Just another day when people spend their hard earned money on wasteful items. Seriously now, a box of Chocolates or Candy? Every girl will be thanking you for the next couple of weeks as they hit the Gym to erase the extra ponds they put on. Smart choice on that one. Lol
Secondly, it is just like many other "Days" in the year you over spend on the Commercialism in the World. The more you spend, the more people will enjoy it? Seriously, shake your heads.
@gratefuljess38 Jess, I can safely say that I am not going through hell but rather going through Heaven right now. Looking down on all of you from up here!
@Alice MI Boo. lol
@JillM yes click on 1 of the rooms above, like Bowers. Once in the lobby, click on the word PLAY on a table with 3 ppl. good luck
@muniguy Is that mow a little grass? Or smoke a little?
@gratefuljess38 You go girl!
@beautiful.dreame Like you're minding YOUR own???...lol. Wonder where mha went....
@lucyducey857 Hey Lucy, I appreciate the kind words. I remember when you first joined the site, like a newborn calf learning to walk. Smoke and I taught you the best that we could and I'm sure you will have many games to play in your life and will perform wonderfully in all. I will be smiling on you from up here watching you.
@lucyducey857 Hey Lucy, just want to say my condolences to you, didn't know Rpreec very well , always knew he was a kind and polite man.......but I know if he was friends with you and Smokey then he must have been good people..........no doubt about that.........Im sure you brought just as much into his life as he did yours..................Maybe we can play again sometime...
Glad to hear she is okay Dainty.!!!!
@joycetpbart This is a tough winter. This week was almost surreal in Chicago. I feel it's almost shutting the country down. Next week has some very cold days again.
@pinto4steve123 Thanks pinny, I appreciate the kind thoughts, We will meet up in heaven though one day! I will be waiting.
@nobody20141 to heck with the chocolate, I got a heart shaped box of whiskey!!!!!!
for what its worth~HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY NOBODY!!!!!!!
@amxes this must be the young teen site